Psht.

The meaning of 'Psht', from... Urban Dictionary again:

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psht

A word you can say to blow off or show disregard for something someone just said.

Person 1: I am so good at throwing rocks!.
Person 2: PSHT!! Your aim's lousy!.

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HAHA!

Wuliao

Yet another post lifted directly from Urban Dictionary.

"Wuliao" is Chinese meaning boring/meaningless/uninteresting/tasteless/lame etc. Also known as "wu liao".

e.g. 

"So last week I decided to write to my crush and tell him I am no longer interested in him-HAHAHA (forced laughter)."
"You are so darned WULIAO."

GG

For the people who have asked me what the term 'GG' actually means, I have here a list of definitions for you, together with some examples. Again, taken from Urban Dictionary.

GG:

"Good Game"

1) A polite remark uttered after the end of a round, game, or other measured interval to indicate that a match was fair and enjoyable. Usually uttered collectively by the occupants of a game server.

e.g.

At round end:
<Volmarias> gg
<Rill-a-roni> gg
<Dagashi> gg
<Asno> gg
<Tard> gg

 

2) A condescending remark, often uttered by somebody who does not know meaning 1, and is simply repeating what others have told them.

e.g.

"OMG WUT DO U MEAN IM CHEATIN U JUST SUK FAGS HAHAHAHA GG UR SERVER IS GAY"

 

3) Overused to the point of vulgarity abbreviation intended to stand for "good game." When people say it no matter what (especially when the winners say it), it dilutes the phrase to the point of meaninglessness. They might as well just say "hahaha we kicked your asses."

e.g.

<Everyone on winning team> gg
<Cowclops> Shut the F*** up. That was NOT a good game. You f***ing slaughtered us. YOU played well, WE did not, so don't patronize us with halfassed "pleasantries" when you're really just being dingleberries.

 

4) Exclamation: A way of resignedly expressing one's own defeat or disgust with a situation. Often followed by the object in question.

e.g.

*Person 1 hits a pole*
Person 1: gg :(

 

5) (Made this one up myself, modified from 4) Exclamation: A way of laughing (good naturedly) at another person's (minor) misfortune.

e.g.

*Person 1 walks into a pole*

Person 2: Ha! Ha! GG You!

 

6) Taking it a step further from 5: Used to insult someone who has preformed an incredibly stupid act.

e.g.

*Doctor Olayer falls off edge of map.*
TFox: GG.
Olayer: STFU.

 

So many different meanings for one tiny two letter phrase. This last one here sums up the meaning for 'gg' in gaming terms, quite succinctly.

7) Phrase said at the end of a match, either online or in person. Means "Good Game", and indicates one of two things: Either it was truly a good, fairly played and close match, or one team got slaughtered.

e.g. 1

*Red team wins, 50 to 47*
Red Team: GG
Blue Team: GG

e.g. 2

*Blue team wins, 50 to 7*
Blue Team: GG!
Red Team: Shut it.

Mayhaps

Since someone found it unbelievable that the word 'mayhaps' actually exists, I'll list out a few examples of how to use the word 'mayhaps'.

Taken from Urban Dictionary:

Example 1:

A term combining the best qualities of the terms "maybe" and "perhaps" into a single superior word.
Often used when planning something mischievous or pretending to be British.

"care for a spot of tea?"
"mayhaps a bit later"

Example 2:

When 'no' is too strong and 'maybe' or 'perhaps' is too weak, try this noncommittal word on for size.

"Dad, can I get a new laptop?"
"In 23.2 years mayhaps."

An Unhealthy Weekend

This here is a list of things that I ate this weekend which I shouldn't really have eaten at all. What I'm getting at is, this is what I ate in addition to what I normally eat:

1) Half a bottle of 2L Sprite

2) Half a bag of Smith's chips

3) One can of Coca-Cola

4) One can of Sunkist

5) One can of Coke Zero

6) One handful of candy (jelly snakes and what-not)

7) Three biscuits/cookies (I dislike biscuit/cookies)

8) Some handful of chips (in addition to the half bag of Smith's chips above)

9) Hungry Jacks Triple Cheeseburger (Why did I ever eat this?)

10) Regular fries (came with the cheeseburger)

11) Storm in a teacup (Icecream with Oreos called 'Storm', that came in a cup, together with the cheeseburger)

12) Regular coke in a paper cup

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LOL's Birthday

Helllooooooo. So its Renata's birthday today.

 

There she is. Hello Rena!

I did not do that to her. I just happened to be there.

I got nothing to say la. She looks like Batman. Anyway, Happy Birthday to her.

GG and good night.

Hmph.

While procrastinating, I was looking up the meaning of the word 'hmph', and I came up with some quite hilarious answers from Urban Dictionary. This here, is one of them:

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hmph

The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!

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HAHA!

Merlin's Company

I've created the new label 'AAAAA' for my posts. This is for stuff that's random, which may or may not mean anything or something to different people. Examples of previous posts that could be 'AAAAA' would be this one here. But that doesn't mean that all posts labelled 'AAAAA' must be as wuliao as that. No.

Anyway, Days of Wonder has just announced the expansion to their Shadows Over Camelot game! That's the game where we played for 10 hours straight some time ago. Interesting bits include 63 new cards, and TWO possible traitors! We'll now be able to see mega-taunting of the honourable knights lol.

Awesome; can't wait for it.

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